I Have Purchased Agriculture Land… Ab Kheti Kaise Hogi?

Honestly, zero — I know farming only through WhatsApp forwards and Bollywood movies.

I’ve read, attended a few workshops, and follow agri YouTube channels — but theory is all I have.

I’ve tried small experiments (kitchen garden, terrace farming, weekend plots). Not pro, but not clueless either.

A weekend here and there — mostly absentee farmer vibes.

A few days a month, depending on my city schedule.

Regularly — either I or my family member is committed to spend serious time.

Access — not sure how to source them affordably and reliably.

Cost — I can arrange, but price swings scare me.

Efficiency — I want the best use of whatever I arrange.

Total maze! I don’t know mandi rates, middlemen tricks, or where to sell.

Some idea — I track prices online, talk to neighbours, and follow food news.

Strong plan — I’ve explored FPOs, direct marketing, or niche buyers.

Weather & climate — rains don’t ask for calendar invites.

Financial swings — input costs go up, output price goes down.

Crop failure despite all efforts.

Utter confusion — I don’t even know where to begin.

I manage through consultants/agents — pay fee, get work done.

I actively study schemes, subsidies, land rules — and cross-check with experts.

High risk — not sure if I’ll ever break even.

Manageable risk — with planning and side-income, it balances.

Calculated opportunity — I treat farming as patient capital.

Haven’t thought much — first survive, then save the planet.

Will adopt sustainable methods if not too costly or complex.

Strong believer — soil, water, biodiversity must be conserved with every step.

Still clueless — “sell somewhere, somehow.”

Exploring options — maybe local mandis, maybe online buyers.

Clear channel — tie-ups, coops, or niche customer base ready.

Pray and hope — bas bhagwan bharose.

Insurance + crop diversification — cover losses, spread risks.

Tech solutions (forecast apps, resilient crops, water harvesting).

Legacy — kids should proudly say “Humare paas zameen hai.”

Lifestyle — a peaceful green adda for weekends or retirement.

Enterprise — a venture that combines passion with profit.

My farm still alive and productive, despite all challenges.

Family actually enjoying the farm, not just me.

Seeing myself evolve — from clueless urbanite to confident farmer-investor.